Why I Am Not a "Bad Bitch"

1.      I do not have a leather jacket (but I did ask for one for Christmas)

2.      If I ran over someone’s foot I’d never forgive myself. I’d make myself their slave

3.      I don’t know how to twerk

4.      I apologize to inanimate objects

5.      I care what my parents think

6.      I write poetry that exposes my gasp feelings

7.      I sleep with stuffed animals

8.      I don’t have wheels (so I can’t run over someone’s foot in the first place)

9.      I am afraid to wax

10.   Back to the wheels…..I am afraid to drive

11.   Pooh Bear is my spirit animal

Are you a bad bitch? Let me know in the comments below!