Potential Halloween Costumes
· Wonder Woman
· Pam from The Office
· Regina George
· Rapunzel (good luck pulling that off when you have a pixie cut)
· Velma (I have a million orange shirts)
· A Muse (see last year’s costume)
· Sylvia Plath
· Gwen Stacey if you want to die a tragic death
· Your significant other (and they can go as you)
· Retail Worker
· Tooth Fairy
· Sydney Prescott
· Anyone from The Craft
· A Monster can
· Winnie the Pooh
· Meg from Family Guy whom I sometimes feel is my doppelganger
· Mary Poppins
· Teenage Taylor Swift
· Beverly from IT
· A police officer (or is that impersonating an officer?)
· Frida Kahlo (stole this from my friend Wendy)
· Piece of sushi (stole this from me)
· Elle from Legally Blonde
· A mermaid
· Tinkerbell
· Luna Lovegood
· Mental Health Patient
Dressing as a mental health patient is a controversial choice. Do I think it could be funny in theory? Yeah, maybe. Would I ever actually use someone’s pain and build a costume off it when there are thousands of other costumes to choose from? No way. Just like I think the “Ana Rexia” (look it up, it’s a real costume) is disgusting, I think “illness” costumes should stay as tasteless jokes on the internet. Other tasteless costumes include Holocaust victims and the Twin Towers (people will literally dress up as anything).
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